analog=real?

most articles about the internet talk about "the internet and the real world". what is "not-real" about the internet? didn't anybody coin a good phrase for the "offline world" or the "analog interaction" or the "non-digital communication" or "physical research" yet? there must a good word for it somewhere out there.

i remember the first time somebody showed me photoshop. i was totally disappointed. i expected a completly new and for me strange way of interaction and creation. instead i found a pencil, a brush, a rubber and a ruler and many more features i knew from the "real world".

facebook profiles = poesiealbum
sms = sending notes on the back of your name card with a messanger in eg paris of the 19th century
bounced email = rohrkrepierer